crokel:

real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.

(Source: duane-barry, via pizza)

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you
look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

ceruleanpineapple:

why do so many people think spiders are evil and out to get you

look at this fucking nerd run away in an overly dramatic cartoonish way just because something touched its butt

(Source: yodiscrepo, via pizza)

Some claim that Evolution is just a theory, as if it were merely an opinion.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

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pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

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artinwords:

collapsed:

this should be the way to observe animals, not with them locked up in cages.
this plays with ur mind

Someone would still manage to get eaten and ruin it for the rest of us

artinwords:

collapsed:

this should be the way to observe animals, not with them locked up in cages.

this plays with ur mind

Someone would still manage to get eaten and ruin it for the rest of us

(via pizza)

chrishemsperf:

chrishemsperf:

I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years

each note is another year i will be laughing at this

chrishemsperf:

chrishemsperf:

I’ve been laughing at this for 50 years

each note is another year i will be laughing at this

(Source: tetsuoatehimbread, via pizza)